Tim has never seen armidillo
Mindless Eating: Why We Eat More Than Bob
Ted Koppel is a robot
V8 Juice is not 1/8th Gasoline
Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice for Bender
Conor did not lose to Janet Reno in arm wrestling
Eating Styrofoam is fine during Lent
Salt Water does not chase the “Thristies” away
Flossing is not just a dance, apparently 10 of 10 dentist have asked Tim to leave their waiting room